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We are on the landing approach of Lufthansa flight L4711 from Frankfurt to Tehran INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

Please set your clocks 2 hours forward and 250 years back. Also note that in the case of minor offenses, flogging, stoning and other forms of execution are normal occurrences here. Live on Saturdays on the market square.

Also note that although the mullas live back 250 years, they are still presumed to possess nuclear weapons. At least for dirty bombs, the material is sufficient.

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And their psychologically broken buddy and murderer, um, psychopath Putin in the Kremlin indirectly lets the general of the British Armed Forces publish this:

Uhoh. Geopolitics is currently very unstable. Hopefully it won’t come to the worst.